*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
"Tomorrow someone else is just gonna move into her place. That person could be me."
bae: come over ;)
me: i cant im in music class
bae: im horny…
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
it’s pretty safe to say bonnie is pretty much right next to the button here.comparing the size of the button to the size of various parts on him (eyes, half the muzzle, bowtie), and assuming the buttons are about the size of your palm, it’s save to say he’s a big fella.
now let’s look at this:
freddy has a handprint on his face that doesn’t take up much of it. now put your hand to your own face. the palm and first segments of your fingers combined should take up a fair portion. comparing the handprint to his muzzle, we can guess that freddy’s muzzle is a little bigger than two hands. whether these are childrens or adults are unknown, but considering the game i would guess adult.
Freddy and bonnie look to be about the same size, so it’s safe to say that freddy’s proportions can be applied to bonnie within reason.
now put your two hands to your face.
they cover them, don’t they?
Freddy’s muzzle is about the size of your face. now consider the rest of his head. comparing to the muzzle, his main head is a little bigger than the muzzle, and since the muzzle covers up half, we can say it’s a little over twice the size of your face.
now consider that freddy and bonnie’s bodies look proportional to their heads.
look at how tall bonnie and chica are in the dining room.
compare foxy to the door on the left.
again, compare chica t the door nearest her. comapre that door to the more visible one if it helps.
LOOK AT BONNIE’S EARS.
THESE ASSHOLES ARE FUCKING HUGE. THEY EASILY HIT THEIR HEAD ON THE DOORS.
NOW THINK ABOUT ANY PEOPLE YOU MIGHT KNOW WHO ARE THAT TALL.
in short: the animatronics at freddy fazbear’s pizza are fucking huge.
this is some yuri manga type shit man
i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room
when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant
what the fuck
(it’s red lobster)